Back to (Mamdani’s) Future
New York City, December 31, 2027: As the crowds gather in Times Square to celebrate the start of another new year, the city leadership settles in for an evening of celebration and reflection. Since taking office about two years ago, Zohran Mamdani has implemented a series of sweeping reforms. They would have worked, too, if only those damn capitalists hadn’t sabotaged everything once again. But a new year is dawning, and surely this time, we will get it right.