Now that we've eliminated real crime...
I think I need one of these for the wall next to my desk. And if you need any proof that this pithy little observation is really true, check out this meeting of the states' attorneys general. That's right, boys and girls, only the feds can save us from the evil that is price gouging. I wonder if only an economic distortion of this type on a nationwide scale will have the power to convince people that price gouging laws don't work?