Meet the Spendthrifts
(Sing along to the theme song from the Flintstones.)
Spendthrifts, meet the Spendthrifts,
They’re the modern wasteful family.
From the town of DC,
The most reckless house in history.
Their massive outlays are so darn carefree,
They have no concept of reality.
When you’re with the Spendthrifts,
Common sense, restraint and honesty are all a joke.
Soon we will all be broke.