V.I. Bernanke

Last week a jaundiced-colored Ben Bernanke graced the cover of BusinessWeek amidst a background of flaming hues that had me scanning for a hammer and sickle. “The current financial crisis — perhaps the biggest since the Great Depression — has turned Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke into a reluctant revolutionary,” Michael Mandel and Peter Coy write to lead their story of how the central bank will save our collective bacon with the creation of more dollars.

Boom, Bust, Dust

Boom, bust and dust: That was the story of what my parents always referred to as the “dirty thirties,” or the Dust Bowl. The Great American Dust Bowl steeled the resolve of a generation of Midwesterners. The hard-earned lessons they learned have been passed on to their baby-boomer prodigy but have been forgotten. Unlike the New Orleans floods, there was no FEMA to house the victims in trailer cities: only days on end of coating ones nostrils with Vaseline to filter the dust and try to breathe.

What Women Want: Ho-Hum Heterosexual or Mr. Metrosexual?

Making the case for settling just for Mr. Good Enough, rather than a soulmate or Mr. Right, Lori Gottlieb, insists that what women really want are children and someone to help support them. Forget all that feminist rhetoric about independence, self-sufficiency, career goals and that “I am woman, hear me roar” stuff, the best-selling author and NPR commentator tells women — especially in their 30s — to “Settle! That’s right. Don’t worry about passion or intense connection.

Something for Nothing — Courtesy of the Federal Reserve: Nevada’s Been Betting on the Come

Las Vegas is a city built on the dream of getting something for nothing. But not only the tourists seek Lady Luck.

Casinos, small businesses and governments have all planned and expanded, counting on the dream of easy money — namely, more money and expanded credit for everyone, courtesy of the Federal Reserve.

Pack Your Bags: Jon Katz’s Book Is a Journey that Gets Middle-Aged Folks Opening their Suitcases

Despite this being a nation of people who don’t read, everyone seems to be in the book-selling business. My local grocery store is now peddling the printed word beyond daily newspapers and a certain financial weekly that I’m addicted to. Admittedly, I’m drawn to books, like women are to shoes and pocketbooks. I don’t need any more, am running out of places to put them, and will likely never live long enough to read them all.

The Ultimate Card Playing Legend

The dealing has started at this year’s World Series of Poker (WSOP) in Las Vegas. It seems America has gone poker crazy. The game is now televised and shown at all hours of the day and night, watched by millions all over the world who no doubt fanaticize about playing at the final table of the WSOP and winning it all. And, why shouldn’t they? Amateurs have dominated the tournament the past few years, making instant stars and changing the lives of guys who entered the tournament as patent attorneys or accountants, and leaving with millions of dollars and new careers.

Bingo!

With prices at the pump in the $4-per-gallon range, people are starting to think twice about taking those unnecessary trips. And it’s likely to get worse. “As the lack of supply growth and price-insulated non-OECD demand suggest a future rebound in U.S. gross domestic product growth or a major oil supply disruption could lead to $150 — $200 a barrel oil prices,” the analysts at Goldman Sachs recently said.

Not that these considerations are new.

Votes of Idiots

H.L. Mencken once described democracy as “simply a battle of charlatans for the votes of idiots.” Writing in 1937 for the Baltimore Evening Sun, Mencken theorized that by now “the incurable idiots may conceivably constitute an absolute majority of the population.” Alas, another election season is upon us to prove his prophetic point.

The Greater Depression

FreedomFest headliner Doug Casey told a crowd of investors recently that it’s “tough to give advice because we’re in the twilight zone.” That’s quite a statement given that Casey has made (and continues to make) a living giving people investment advice, especially in the junior mining and resource stock arena.

Yoga, Inc.

Like a lot of baby boomers I make my living sitting behind a desk. Unlike my father who stood and cut hair all day, or my grandfathers, one who was a farmer, the other a carpenter, my job in the deflating credit bubble business requires no physical exertion — just mental stress. So, the idea to do yoga seemed like a natural. After a few months of stretching and bending, I’d be posing like a sweaty Patrick Swayze in Road House, I thought.