Crime and Punishment, 2006 style

Me and my friend, Herb, were having a few yeasty libations the other night at the malt shop. As we drained our last mug, here comes the waitress bearing down on our table with that small, but ominous piece of paper that must be indented with a viable credit card. Herb looked at me with zero-round eyes, the same shape as his bank account.

“Uh, Herb, I’d love the privilege, but didn’t I treat last time?”

”Yeah, but what’s love or last time got to do with it?” This was outright illogical - even for Herb.

Congress Forces Gambling Off Line. Why?

Congress purported to act to protect the values of the American people when it passed the “Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act,” writes Mark Thornton. The result has been a serious blow to a growing industry. Whose values was Congress protecting? It had nothing to do with the American people at large. Congress was protecting the “values” of casino owners and those who work in the state lottery racket.

Relax

The US Mint is protecting you from the criminals who want to buy things with gold and silver, instead of the feds’ own handsome cupro-nickel and paper compositions.