Hi Ho Silver: Our Government Loves Horses Too
Thank goodness we have equal opportunity government that distributes its concern among all living creatures. Not only will it protect you from your own gutterish desires; drugs, gluttony, the flames of lust: but it will also protect the yellow feathered peckerwood — a shy, exotic, and miniscule species, from the BB pellets of the youthful marksman, even in his own backyard.