Yet another Florida high school went into lockdown on the morning of Thursday, December 6th with the terrorizing threat of an active-shooter on campus. The difference this time: the shooter was completely made up. Lake Brantley High School (LBHS), situated in Seminole County, has adopted a policy to prepare for school crises whereby students must face unannounced active-shooter drills.

A man walks into a shop and asks, “You don’t have any meat?” “No,” replies the sales clerk, “We don’t have any fish. It’s the store across the street that doesn’t have any meat.”