Andy (Donkey) Hayes is a damn fine individual- rather, man- no, make that Southern man. We live in a day whose younger generation glories chiefly in the wonders of video games, television, movies, sex, and vain consumerism. Among other things, study is shunned for cheap entertainment and integrity is abandoned for animalistic desire; good men (as many upstanding women can attest to) are few and far between, and it is not uncommon for their scarcity to be just as common in our churches. Enter the Donkey: a paradoxical creature whose "unique" blend of traits and tastes defies most irrational mind's expectations. He is firstly a man of principle, in particular those rooted in his faith and classical views of liberty and the republic. Apart from these, he enjoys farming, philosophy, quality beer and tobacco, hookahs, reading, country music, south park, chicken, and making fun of hippies (who really suck). Other than myself of course, he is the most intelligent and well-rounded individual of my generation that I have yet encountered.
I am the Meerkat- and I approve this message.
a note- I like this.... http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=5155