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Can't hack it in the real world... join the army!

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JohnSchreimann Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2008 4:31 PM

From the british tv comedy show Big Train

 

Good libertarian message.  Can't think for yourself?:  become a government parasite.

"Double the price of petrol.  That will force everyone out of their cars!  Less pollution.  Less crowds!  Get to work in half the time!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II

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Yeah, if someone equated my military service to being a parasite to my face we'd be fighting...

 

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What was your "service" and how is it different than other government jobs?

I'm sure you think you are exceptional.  But many of us have taken government jobs and know that it is not necessary to anyone even if it pays.

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JohnSchreimann:
What was your "service" and how is it different than other government jobs?

Because it's a valuable service.  There's two kinds of government jobs.  Those that are valuable services that shouldn't be done by the government and that free markets would provide, and those that are inherently agression and shouldn't be done by anybody.  A lot of them, millitary and police, for example, are just and proper jobs in and of themselves, but when done by government become a mixture of good and evil.

Would you make the same complaint about firemen, that they are just parasites?  Or do you agree that we'd still need firemen in a free market, and that those that work for government are still doing a legitimate service, even if it is within an illigitimate framework?  Do you think that a free society would not need military services?

 

The state won't go away once enough people want the state to go away, the state will effectively disappear once enough people no longer care that much whether it stays or goes. We don't need a revolution, we need millions of them.

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JohnSchreimann:
What was your "service" and how is it different than other government jobs?
Those that are valuable services that shouldn't be done by the government and that free markets would provide, and those that are inherently agression and shouldn't be done by anybody.

But judging within the military itself you could sort out jobs of this nature. Add to it the fact that the military has overhead and bureaucratic office workers that are as useless as any other type of government work.  How can some sacred and some not if government is labeled as "service"?  Though, military people seem to be the only ones who can say that word after they get done with the job no matter what they've done.

 

 

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krevno replied on Fri, Jun 6 2008 7:28 PM

 In defence of Big Train, the joke was not so much a political statement as an observation that the British army draws a disproportionate number of people from broken homes and with troubled histories looking to belong.  It was both a worry and a regret that our defence relies on such people.

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JohnSchreimann:
But judging within the military itself you could sort out jobs of this nature... 

I'm not sure what you meant by all that.  The point is that there's two distinct issues that need to be evaluated separately:  the legitimate service of military defense, and the illigitimate use of coerced support it recieves under government - along with the inefficiencies, rent-seeking, and overstepping from defense into aggression that accompanies it.

 

The state won't go away once enough people want the state to go away, the state will effectively disappear once enough people no longer care that much whether it stays or goes. We don't need a revolution, we need millions of them.

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I meant that the military includes aggression related jobs as well as supposedly needed jobs.

Using this fact, it stands that the military service can be parasitical.  As well, they will attract the same type of people that any other type of useless government bureaucracy does because the military has useless jobs within its industry.  This is the very same way that universities hire greatly needed professors like mathematics and law professors... but also hire fluff professors who would never have any business in such jobs if not for the deep pockets of government.  This is just economics.  That this will happen.

That doesn't mean that there are people there that aren't needed or that the Anonymous Coward was not important if he indeed did some heroic act or some legitimately needed service for the country.  There is no need to fight, as it were.  Though that seems irrational in itself.  The military is not a monolith but a very big industry. 

If the firefighters were a federally funded industry, you'd better believe they'd have parasites and become ridiculous quick.  And how do we know they don't already have them?  The Dept. of Homeland security has made a joke out of police forces by making it a federally funded operation.  Eventhough, like the military, this has turned into a nightmare in terms of the tactics they apply and probable inability to reverse trends in the future.  But still, "police force" is now a big pork barrell program to hire more parasites in offices and more buildings for them to work in.  I'm sure the old school cops are pretty well aware of what is happening to their work (though not all cops are particularly bright or even decent).

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Juan replied on Fri, Jun 6 2008 8:09 PM
The profession of soldier is really libertarian. I mean, soldiers kill innocent people including children because politicians tell them to. Soldiers are really virtuous people you know. We need more soldiers and less shopkeepers.
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krevno:

 In defence of Big Train, the joke was not so much a political statement as an observation that the British army draws a disproportionate number of people from broken homes and with troubled histories looking to belong.  It was both a worry and a regret that our defence relies on such people.

 

This is not just a problem of Britain.  It is not just a problem of the army.  It is a permanent problem for any governmental bureaucracy.

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JohnSchreimann:

it stands that the military service can be parasitical. [...]

That doesn't mean that there are people there that aren't needed

It sounds like we don't really have a dispute here, then, except perhaps one of emphasis.

 

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ChaseCola replied on Fri, Jun 6 2008 11:46 PM

 I am an Anarcho-Capitalist, yet I plan on joining the Marine Corps after college. Why? I love firearms and would love to learn how to use them. The stolen money to pay off my college loans wouldn't be too bad either. If I am sent to Iraq, Iran, Afganistan, or any country comrade Obama feels necessary to invade I will do anything in my power not to violate the property rights(the only rights) of others. If there was an oppurtunity to defend the flawed constitution I would do that too.

 "The plans differ; the planners are all alike"

-Bastiat

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Equating military servicemen to government parasites doesn't sit well with me at all.  The joke was in bad taste, especially on D-Day.

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It's highly offensive, but I find non-drafted soldiers to be hired murderers for the state. They do not deserve to have some arbitrary moral distinction made. The altruistic view of the military which assumes that soldiers are necessarily brave and virtous is nationalistic and nonsensical. Merely having a uniform on or wearing a funny hat does not magically change the moral character of a man. Of course, perhaps a greater degree of blame can be placed on the "higher-ups", but I reject the common view which essentially entirely exempts soldiers from moral responsibility for their actions.

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Brainpolice:
I reject the common view which essentially entirely exempts soldiers from moral responsibility for their actions.

I do too, but it doesn't change the fact that the profession of soldiering is not inherently immoral, nor the fact that the majority the actual actions of even US military members is, aside from where they get their paychecks from, virtuous. It's not the funny hat that makes it so, it's the nature of what they do.  The fact that a good part of what the US military does do is illegitimate does not change that.

To claim that they're all nothing but parasites and murders is to make the same categorical error as to claim that they are all nothing but virtuous.

 

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ChaseCola:
I am an Anarcho-Capitalist, yet I plan on joining the Marine Corps after college. Why? I love firearms and would love to learn how to use them.

At the Appleseed Rifle Shoot I attended a couple weekends ago, something like half of the 45 attendees were Army or Marine Corps veterans. They ALL agreed that the training at the Appleseed weekend was light years ahead of their military training, and NONE of the veterans actually shot a qualifying score that weekend (210 or better on the "Quick -n- Dirty AQT"). With an Appleseed or two under your belt, and a little perseverence, you'