Two cows.
I thought others might get a good laugh from this link:
You have 2 cows.
My favorite:
"Italian Capitalism You have 2 cows, but you don't know
where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You
break for lunch. Life is good."
I know it's probably not that funny to most, but after dealing with a couple different Italian companies and a office of one I worked for in Italy in my career I really think I'd like to work there. Then again the way they work might be why there are few jobs in Italy.They have holiday like every third week. I could get used to that ;)